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STUPID CUPID Retro Heavyweight Cotton T-Shirt

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Love? Absolutely not today. The Stupid Cupid tee is for heartbreak survivors, romantic skeptics, and anyone who’s side-eyeing Valentine’s energy. With bold retro artwork and Bitter Boy’s signature tongue-in-cheek attitude, this one turns romantic chaos into a wearable mood. Printed on a durable heavyweight cotton t-shirt with a relaxed, classic fit—it’s made for everyday wear, emotional boundaries, and choosing yourself. Why you’ll love it • Heavyweight, durable cotton – built to withstand feelings and frequent wear • Classic relaxed fit – comfy, casual, zero emotional commitment • Seamless double-needle collar – keeps its shape, even after heartbreak • Double-needle sleeve & bottom hems – reinforced for long-term rotation • Taped neck & shoulders – extra durability where it counts Fabric & feel • Solid Colours: 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit) • Ash Grey: 99% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester • Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester • Heather Colours: 50% cotton, 50% polyester Soft on the skin. Tough on bad romance. Fit notes • Unisex classic fit • True to size • Size up for comfy anti-romance vibes, size down for a sharper look Bitter Boy says: You’re not cold—you’re just emotionally efficient. 👉 Blame Cupid. Wear the tee. Move on stylishly.

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