EVERYTHING’S FINE… Heavy Blend Sweatshirt

It’s fine. Totally fine. Absolutely fine. The Everything’s Fine… sweatshirt is classic Bitter Boy irony at its cosiest—deadpan chaos wrapped in soft fleece. With bold retro artwork and a painfully relatable message, this piece is perfect for when things are on fire but you’re choosing comfort. Warm, durable, and emotionally honest, it’s the sweatshirt equivalent of a calm smile under pressure. Why you’ll love it • Heavy blend fleece – soft, warm, and built for everyday wear • Air jet yarn – smoother feel with reduced pilling over time • Classic fit – relaxed and comfortable for all-day use • Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband & cuffs – made to last • 1x1 rib with spandex – improved stretch and shape recovery Fabric & feel • 50% cotton / 50% polyester • Soft brushed interior for maximum comfort • Warm without feeling bulky or stiff Fit notes • Unisex classic fit • True to size • Size up for cosy emotional-support sweatshirt vibes • Size down for a cleaner everyday look Bitter Boy says: If you say it enough times… maybe it will be fine. 👉 Stay warm. Smile politely. Everything’s fine…