PROCAFFEINATING Heavy Blend Sweatshirt

Coffee first. Everything else… eventually. The Procaffeinating sweatshirt is made for slow mornings, long days, and functioning exclusively on caffeine and vibes. Featuring classic Bitter Boy burnout humour and retro artwork, this cosy layer understands that productivity starts after the coffee kicks in. Warm, soft, and unapologetically tired—it’s the sweatshirt you reach for before you’re ready to face the world. Why you’ll love it • Heavy blend fleece – warm, cosy, and ideal for everyday wear • Air jet yarn – softer feel with reduced pilling over time • Classic fit – relaxed and comfortable, perfect for layering • Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband & cuffs – built to last • 1x1 rib with spandex – enhanced stretch and shape recovery Fabric & feel • 50% cotton / 50% polyester • Soft brushed interior for maximum comfort • Warm without feeling bulky or stiff Fit notes • Unisex classic fit • True to size • Size up for peak cosy burnout energy • Size down for a cleaner everyday fit Bitter Boy says: You’re not procrastinating—you’re procaffeinating. 👉 Stay warm. Sip slowly. Do absolutely nothing until the coffee works.